1. It did not snow over the weekend.
2. I am not coming down with a cold.
3. I did not have a monster headache on Saturday.
4. I did not take several hours worth of naps over the weekend.
5. I got all kinds of stuff done this weekend.
6. I did not start a new sock, even though the previous pair of socks is nowhere near finished.
7. I am not working on an applique quilt that has no purpose in life other than making me happy, when I really ought to be working on a whole host of other things.