Two Open Letters

Dear Mother Nature,

Are you kidding me with this forecast?

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I’ve seen predictions that you could dump anywhere from 4-12 inches on us tomorrow.  And then you are going to send the wind and blow it all around and really muck things up.

Please don’t.  Please wait until Wednesday.  Or next Tuesday.  Or never.

Because I’ve got tickets to a concert tomorrow.

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In Iowa City.

That’s 60 miles away.

Please let me go to this concert.  Please, please, please, please, please.

You really don’t want to see me cry.

Love,

Suzanne

Dear Everyone Who Lives in Places that are Warmer than Iowa Right Now:

The next person that tells me how lovely their weather is will totally get a snowball in the face. Truly.  We have enough snow on the ground now that I can make lots and lots of snowballs.

Love,

Suzanne

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Poetic Justice?

Yesterday, I was writing my journal entry for the 2nd: about winter weather. Blah blah blah it hasn’t really gotten cold here yet, blah blah blah.

I may have even commented that I knew I was probably tempting fate.

Thank you, Universe. I will keep my trap shut next time.

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There’s even more snow now, 30 minutes later. Great. I just love winter.

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Radiant Star part 18: Continued progress

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You’ve probably noticed that any quilting photos I post have been sort of…hard to see…I’ve been really debating about whether or not to show a picture that lets you actually get a good idea of what I’m doing.  Not sure why, maybe I don’t want you to make fun of me or something?

Because yes, I’m taking this quilt WAY over the top.  WAY.

There are 30 full or partial LARGE feathered wreath motifs, and 49 full or partial small wreath motifs.  Millions of pearls and pebbles.

The spines were done by the computer.  The dark blue star points are going to be finished by the computer, too.  I tried doing one freehand and it was bad.

Everything else is freehand.  I mark guidelines for the size of the wreath, and I marked the curved cross-hatching, but it’s all quilted freehand.

I’m definitely going to need one or more trips to the chiropractor before this is all over.

In order to see all of that light thread on light fabric, I’ve had to resort to side-lighting.  I turn OFF the overhead light, turn OFF the light on the machine itself, and have set this lamp either on the back of the table or on the quilt itself:

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Don’t worry, it’s light.  (Ha.  Sorry about the pun.) (The first photo was taken with the overhead light off, and this light shining on the quilt.)

The bulb gives off a really nice cool WHITE light, none of that yellow-y stuff.  Part of why I switched to sitting it ON the quilt, is that I can quickly take it off, set it UNDER the quilt, so I can check tension.

The wreaths are much more fun to stitch than the pebbles, but I need to make sure I’m doing some pebbling as I go along, because I’m going to really hate myself if I wait until the end to finish all of the pebbling.

I meant to count how many wreaths I have left, I’ve been counting all day.  I count a lot when I’m in the midst of something like this.  Two done, seventy-seven to go…when I’m piecing quilts I count and count and count, and somehow I always end up at the end of the quilt having miscounted and being short by 1 or 2 of something. I’m pretty sure that must be a gremlin.

You’ll only really need to worry about me if I start counting pebbles.  Or if I start singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, only it’ll be

79 more feathered wreaths to quilt, 79 more feathered wreaths…

Mark it out, quilt real fast, 78 more feathered wreaths to quilt…

OK.  You’d better start worrying about me, because now I’ve got that stuck in my head.  Oops.

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I want this person’s job

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Someone was paid actual MONEY to determine that this was an attractive color for a car.

Trust me, it’s even uglier in real life.

(Mark’s truck is at the dealer for a checkup, this is the loaner car bestowed upon him.)

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