Didn’t you have enough fun with me yesterday? It’s not that you ruined my day, but you sure didn’t make it all that great, either. I won’t even list it all, you know the kind of havoc you wreaked on my yesterday.
Don’t shake your head at me like that and give me that wide-eyed innocent look. You do too know.
You just can’t help yourself, can you?
First, the order from the distributor — the 2 things I especially need for customers? You just HAD to make sure that those were on backorder. Very kind of you.
And now this quilt? COME ON ALREADY.
I know I checked the measurements. Well, OK. I checked before I squared it up, but sheesh, I didn’t take that much off in order to square the fabric up. And yes, i should have measured it again before I got it pinned all the way on, but if I had, I’m guessing you wouldn’t have felt the need to interfere with me.
So, you’ve had your fun.
Please go bother someone else,